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I'm really not sure where else you'd presume I keep them.

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uh

not in sinks???

people wash lettuce in there

[soulcontracts]

You wash lettuce in the bathroom sink?

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....you didnt specify which sink dumbass

[soulcontracts]

Besides.

Lettuce hardly takes precedence over brains.

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You can't ask me to eat them unsoaked.

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....you EAT THEM????

[soulcontracts]

How does the saying go?

Don't knock it until you've tried it?

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oh my god dude

this

this is me knocking it

[soulcontracts]

They actually make a pretty savory snack. Tasty, too, given the right sort of bread. Very high in fat. Good snack for those long, lean winters.

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please stop texting me

[soulcontracts]

If you'd like.

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