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[mccallmemaybe]

okay

i don't think you're stupid by the way

and i don't approve of anyone spying on you

and if you think i'm breathing down your neck, i'll give you space

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[freezerburned]

...yeah i know

im still talking to you arent i?

[Unlike some unnameable sour alphas.]

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[mccallmemaybe]

i'm glad

did stiles tell you what i become?

(not a kanima)

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[freezerburned]

not dead

thats all i really care about

why what is it?

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[mccallmemaybe]

guess

actually you'll probably never guess, i might as well tell you

rhymes with salsa

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[freezerburned]

....salsa.

uh. does anything actually rhyme with salsa

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[mccallmemaybe]

alpha

i become an alpha

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[freezerburned]

that does not rhyme with salsa scott

you are terrible at rhymes

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[freezerburned]

-wait WHAT

how???? who did you kill

oh my god did you kill derek

you did didnt you?!?!?!

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[mccallmemaybe]

that's what i thought too. that i kill someone. and then i puked

but i don't kill anyone. stiles called it a true alpha. i'm some kind of rare alpha that becomes an alpha by... being myself?

i don't know. i don't really get it.

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[freezerburned]

no way. stiles is messing with you. he kept lying to me about dumb stuff about the future too

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[mccallmemaybe]

like what?

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[freezerburned]

lets just say that he has been hitting on me nonstop since coming back

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[mccallmemaybe]

oh

...maybe he wants to be your special friend

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[freezerburned]

scott i swear to god i am done with special friends

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[mccallmemaybe]

then maybe you shouldn't go around calling people that unless you want to give them the wrong idea

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[freezerburned]

I DIDNT

JADE DID

I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST BEING DUMB AND I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION SO I WAS LIKE 'YEAH WHATEVER'

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[mccallmemaybe]

alpaca!

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[mccallmemaybe]

does that rhyme better with alpha?

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[mccallmemaybe]

now i'm imagining derek saying "i'm the alpaca" hahaha


...what are we talking about again

[ Scott McCall, everyone. ]

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[freezerburned]

i wish you were here in person so i could smack you for that

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[mccallmemaybe]

[ now Scott remembers! ]

if you did that I wouldn't be your special friend

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[freezerburned]

youre not my special friend anyway!!!

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[mccallmemaybe]

i don't think my girlfriend and husband would be happy if i was...

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[freezerburned]

exactly my point